Excuse me is that a potato in your pocket?
I had the weirdest dream last night…
I was at the back of a movie theater chatting to Tim Minchin about why I like MetallicA and for some reason I ask him ” is that a potato in your pocket?” He lights up in this wicked grin and pulls out a potato and starts peeling it…. I have an unhealthy love of potatoes, I have a dream about talking to Tim and my highlight of the dream is a potato?!
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
that awkward moment when your period is early, and you havn’t bought any tampons…
(Source: plain-english)
Every time someone tries to tell me ADHD is made up by pharmaceutical companies, or that if I’d just try diet and natural remedies, my ADHD would magically be cured, I think of this video. It always makes me feel better.
Each case of A.D.H.D. is unique, and I find it incredibly offensive when people, especially people who don’t know me, take it upon themselves to tell me that their treatment plan is the only legitimate one. I have several close friends at my school who have A.D.H.D. We all cope in different ways, and that shouldn’t be an issue. It all comes down to respect.
my unik treatment plan for my A.D.H.D is to tell all of the treehugging plant oil pushing c**ts to go suck a razor blade and leave me the f**k alone with my Ritalin, that way my A.D.H.D is under control (^_~)
It seems very appropriate for me to reblog this (^_^)
(Source: thevampette)
In The Grief Of Jupiter's Water: Ok, so I keep seeing these things about not spreading around the TDC...
Ok, so I keep seeing these things about not spreading around the TDC soundtrack for free and such, because they don’t get anything out of it. And that’s a very good point. We want them to have money to give us more awesome projects and dvds and such.
But.
I just thought I should note, if you…
I Can’t find it on spotify… would like to buy it, but I don’t live in uk/us and I have for personal reasons banned itunes from my life… so I guess there will be no TDC for me :-(
I understand banning itunes, apple is pure evil.
hmm, I found it on spotify just by searching ‘devil’s carnival’
that’s a major bummer, i don’t have any international links.
Bummer…
This is what evry night for the last 11 years have been like for me and my boyfriend :-)
(Source: staypozitive)
In The Grief Of Jupiter's Water: Ok, so I keep seeing these things about not spreading around the TDC...
Ok, so I keep seeing these things about not spreading around the TDC soundtrack for free and such, because they don’t get anything out of it. And that’s a very good point. We want them to have money to give us more awesome projects and dvds and such.
But.
I just thought I should note, if you…
I Can’t find it on spotify… would like to buy it, but I don’t live in uk/us and I have for personal reasons banned itunes from my life… so I guess there will be no TDC for me :-(
Jacob and I’s new text ringtone. Nivek saying NOTHING!
I have to play it evrytime I see it on my dash or anywhere else, guess what i get to hear a lot of “nothing”…
